Americans Rally to Embrace “Love Night Savings Time”

Inspired by testimony offered by the Babies during a recent public performance, the incomparable cornetist Luigi Spimone is at the forefront of a nation-wide movement in the United States to alter the definition of “Day Light Savings Time” to more properly reflect the harmony and values of American society and promote relationships between people.

“I cherish the American lifestyle.  Americans believe in romance”  said Spimone, speaking through a translator,  “What is it to always emphasize working and not have time for love?  Let us return love to the forefront of American social discourse and properly name the time change phenomenon to Love Night Savings Time, proclaiming that we will now have more time for romance, more time to fall in love.”

Spimone has been sharing these views in conversations with numerous members of Congress during his travels to Washington, D. C. and there is growing bi-partisan momentum and support for this idea.

Although a-political, the Babies encourage peaceful and healthy discussion for all topics.  “Share your opinions on this topic and others with your elected representatives and vote.” said King Crazy Oliver Steck.

The Babies have long promoted and championed romance at their events for many years.  The Babies believe in true love and profess their desire to use their music to bring out the good qualities in people.  The results of numerous studies seem to suggest their methods are successful, consistently showing a 69% increased incidence of romance at Babies’ events compared with events of other bands.